Description
Crypto Bro Bucket Hat – For the Dip-Buying Degens
The Crypto Bro Bucket Hat is your go-to lid for sunshine, satire, and serious crypto vibes. Whether you’re chart-watching poolside or making bold moves from your phone, this hat says it all — without saying a word. Laid-back, irreverent, and just the right amount of obnoxious.
Features:
• 100% cotton twill – soft, breathable, and rugged enough for any bull run
• 3 ¾″ crown & 2 ¼″ brim – classic bucket style with full coverage
• Sewn eyelets – ventilation for those hot market takes
• One size fits most – chill fit for max comfort
Perfect for flexing gains, dodging taxes (joking… mostly), and starting conversations at your next crypto meetup.
Because every portfolio needs a little personality.
