Description
Smells Like You Should Have Bought More Bitcoin Scented Candle
A candle for every time you zoom out, shake your head, and mutter the truth: you should’ve bought more. This cheeky aroma sets the mood for reflection, resilience, and maybe a little regret-flavored motivation. Whether you’re lighting it after a green candle sprint or a gut-punch dip, it delivers the perfect blend of humor and hustle.
Set it on your desk, gift it to a fellow degenerate, or use it as a gentle reminder to stay sharp in the wild world of crypto.
Highlights:
• Clean-burning premium scented wax
• Minimal, modern glass jar
• Label designed to sting in the best possible way
• Perfect for traders, holders, and hindsight philosophers
• A cozy mood-setter for chart-watching sessions
Light it up… and promise yourself you won’t miss the next chance.
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