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Take the Kids. Not My Crypto. Oversized T-Shirt
Take the kids. Take the furniture. Take the car. Just leave my crypto alone.
The Take the Kids. Not My Crypto. Oversized T-Shirt is for anyone who knows there are some things in life worth fighting for. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “Take the Kids. Not My Crypto.”, this tee turns crypto self-custody and relationship humor into one unapologetically savage streetwear statement.
Because possessions can be replaced. Relationships can end. The market can crash. But your crypto? Not without the seed phrase.
With its oversized silhouette and relaxed streetwear attitude, this tee is designed to make people laugh, start conversations, and perhaps raise a few eyebrows. Perfect for crypto meetups, parties, casual nights out, or anyone who's ever thought, “You can have everything else.”
Product Features
• Bold Take the Kids. Not My Crypto. statement
• Dark, playful crypto relationship humor
• Self-custody-inspired concept
• Modern oversized streetwear aesthetic
• Designed for crypto enthusiasts, HODLers, and degens
• Great conversation starter at crypto events and parties
• Perfect gift for the crypto-obsessed friend who has their priorities straight
We offer worldwide shipping for our fantastic collection of crypto merchandise! No matter where you are, you can enjoy our high-quality products delivered right to your doorstep. Explore our shipping options and have your favorite items sent directly to you!
We are excited to offer free delivery on all orders over $250 to United States (US), Europe, the United Kingdom (UK). For customers in the rest of the world, enjoy free shipping on orders over $500. Shop now and take advantage of these great shipping deals!
The delivery prices start at $5. Delivery costs vary based on the size, weight, and destination of your items. The exact delivery fee will be displayed during the checkout process.
Returns are easy. Simply contact us for items received that were incorrect or damaged. We'll get you a free replacement or refund in a snap! To keep costs down, we currently don’t offer returns or refunds on products where the wrong size was ordered. Please see our Returns & Refunds Policy for more details.
Cryptocurrency Payments: We accept BTC, XRP, SOL, ETH, BNB, LTC, USDT, DOGE, SHIB and many other popular crypto currencies. Check the full list of accepted currencies here.
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