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BTC: Parabolic T-Shirt
BTC: Parabolic T-Shirt – Ready for Liftoff
When the chart goes vertical, you know it’s parabolic.
The BTC: Parabolic T-Shirt captures that rocket-fueled energy of a Bitcoin breakout with bold typography and a twist: the "B" in PARABOLIC is replaced with the iconic orange Bitcoin logo. It’s a clean, high-impact design for those who’ve been through the dips and are here for the moon.
Whether you’re trading, stacking, or just manifesting that next ATH, this shirt is your unofficial bull run uniform.
• Premium cotton for all-day comfort
• Eye-catching design featuring Bitcoin logo integration
• Unisex fit that works from charts to city streets
• Perfect for meetups, memes, and moon missions
Go up only. Stay parabolic.
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Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| Size | Length | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

