Shitcoin Investor Premium Hoodie

Description

For the risk-takers, degens, and moon-chasers, the Shitcoin Investor Premium Hoodie is the perfect way to embrace your high-stakes crypto lifestyle. Whether you’re riding the latest pump, surviving the dips, or laughing through the rug pulls, this premium eco-friendly hoodie keeps you comfortable while you navigate the wild world of altcoins.

Made from a soft blend of organic cotton and recycled polyester, this hoodie offers a relaxed fit, double-layered hood, and front pouch pocket — perfect for late-night chart-watching or meme-posting sessions.

Features:
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester for an ultra-soft feel
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane for a perfect fit
• Double-layered hood for extra warmth and style
• Front pouch pocket for storing your phone (or checking your portfolio in panic)

Whether you’re deep in the shitcoin trenches or just here for the memes, the Shitcoin Investor Premium Hoodie is a must-have for any true degen. HODL in style!

Size Guide: Hoodies

Product measurements

Inches

SIZE	LENGTH	CHEST
S	27	20
M	28	21
L	29	23
XL	30	25
2XL	31	26 ½
3XL	32	28

Centimeters

SIZE	LENGTH	WIDTH
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	53.3
L	73.7	58.4
XL	76.2	63.5
2XL	78.7	67.3
3XL	81.3	71.1

Want to make sure you order the correct size?

Simply grab one of your own hoodies and measure it. The width is armpit-to-armpit and the length is from the top edge of the collar to the bottom of the hoodie. Then refer to the above mentioned size chart and choose the size closest to the hoodie you measured from home.

Delivery

We offer worldwide shipping for our fantastic collection of crypto merchandise! No matter where you are, you can enjoy our high-quality products delivered right to your doorstep. Explore our shipping options and have your favorite items sent directly to you!

We are excited to offer free delivery on all orders over $100 to United States (US), Europe, the United Kingdom (UK). For customers in the rest of the world, enjoy free shipping on orders over $250. Shop now and take advantage of these great shipping deals!

The delivery prices start at $5. Delivery costs vary based on the size, weight, and destination of your items. The exact delivery fee will be displayed during the checkout process.

Returns

Returns are easy. Simply contact us for items received that were incorrect or damaged. We’ll get you a free replacement or refund in a snap! To keep costs down, we currently don’t offer returns or refunds on products where the wrong size was ordered. Please see our Returns & Refunds Policy for more details.

Payment Options

Cryptocurrency Payments:
We accept BTC, XRP, SOL, ETH, BNB, LTC, USDT, DOGE, SHIB and many other popular crypto currencies. Check the full list of accepted currencies here.

Card Payments:
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, PayPal

Express Checkout:
ApplePay & GooglePay