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Stacy, Joel
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Smells Like I Bought The Dip Too Soon Scented Candle
$30.00
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Ordered
Today
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July 20 - July 21
Delivered
July 23 - July 28
For every brave soul who "bought the dip"... only to discover it was a staircase with missing steps, this candle is your honorary badge of honor. Light it, laugh at the pain, and let the warm glow remind you that every dip is just plot development on the road to glory.
Perfect for easing portfolio-induced stress, setting the vibe for chart-watching, or gifting to that friend who always enters the market five minutes too early.
Details:
• 100% natural soy wax for a clean, slow burn
• Cotton wick for a steady flame
• Reusable glass jar
• 9 oz of mood-setting aroma
• Comes in a protective gift box
Turn your mis-timed buy into a victory lap. Add this candle to your cart and let the healing (and your bags) begin.
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