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Stacy, Joel
and 12,716 others are hodling crypto in style with us
Smells Like My Bags Are Heavy Scented Candle
$30.00
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Ordered
Today
Shipped
June 27 - June 28
Delivered
June 30 - July 5
For the crypto faithful carrying enough bags to qualify as a full-time weightlifter, this candle is your moment of scented solidarity. Strike a match and let the aroma rise like your favorite coin should have by now. It’s the perfect blend of calm, humor, and quiet bag-holder dignity.
Great for setting the mood during late-night chart sessions, reminding yourself why you don’t sell, or gifting to your fellow over-leveraged comrades.
Details:
• 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn
• Cotton wick for a steady, soft flame
• Reusable glass jar
• 9 oz of premium scented goodness
• Comes in a protective gift box
Light it up, lift your bags, and keep stacking. Add to cart before the next dip makes them even heavier.
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