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Smells Like Pure Hopium Scented Candle
$30.00
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June 27 - June 28
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For every chart that almost breaks out, every bullish tweet you cling to, and every “this is the one” green wick... this candle is your emotional support fuel. Strike a match and inhale the uplifting aroma of unshakable optimism, blind conviction, and the eternal belief that number go up.
Perfect for desk setups, trading caves, meditation corners, or anywhere you need a little psychological leverage.
Details:
• 100% natural soy wax for a clean, smooth burn
• Cotton wick for a calm, steady flame
• Reusable glass jar
• 9 oz of premium scented hopium
• Comes in a protective gift box
Light it, believe it, manifest it. Add to cart and let those bullish vibes take over.
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